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baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams
*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..
by Joeeerteysr April 27, 2014
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base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.
That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.
Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now
by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019
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baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.
"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"
by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019
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CS Base

Community Service Base. A holiday camp for criminals who are rewarded for actions such as beating someone up with a shovel or selling cocaine. The CS Base consists of an art room, a workshop, a DVD room and a CS yard where the participants are allowed to play around with paint and machinery like a nursery classroom. The CS Van commonly runs free days out to cut grass and stand around smoking weed.
Ned: I'm off to do my unpaid work order at the CS Base.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
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Inside Baseball Stuff

A metaphor in American slang that refers to the inner workings of a system that are only understood by the experts. To understand Inside Baseball Stuff, one must have specific knowledge of the subject discussed that is not generally understood by outsiders.
What's the purpose of this email notification? I thought the issue was resolved last week or is this just Inside Baseball Stuff?
by GFE-Lover February 28, 2022
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36th base

The end all be all of bases. First you round up every great conqueror in history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, etc etc Then you proceed to challenge them all to a deathmatch. But the thing is you're Jack Bauer. So instead you torture them for information on the next terrorist attack in Los Angeles and then proceed to rape them in the bunghole. Afterwhich you deficate/vomit/ejaculate/all 3 at once on each of their chests. Next you roll them all around in the gooey mess and again ask them what they know about the terrorist attack. When they fess up, you all do the mexican hat dance and circlejerk into a big sombrero. Just for kicks, you make all the historical figures drink whats in that sombrero. When its all said and done you send them back to their own time but not after making them admit that they are your little bitch. Jack Bauer never lets the terrorists win.
Guy 1: I just got to 36th base last night.

Guy 2: That's not even possible.

Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.
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