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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Belgian Bagel

Chris is a real belgian bagel.
by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021
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bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference
guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel
by THISTHIS October 7, 2021
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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
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Bagel

A bagel is basically a donut
by Rek1696 August 7, 2021
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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