awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.

There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010

Strawberry Awkward

Strawberry awkward refers to a type of awkward feeling. To pinpoint this, strawberry awkward refers to the awkward feeling of being around a friend and their boyfriend or girlfriend. You are pushed aside from the conversation left with nothing of value to include while they enjoy their time together.

I was feeling so strawberry awkward that I put my headphones on when my friend and her boyfriend were laughing together.

I’m doing nothing, it is strawberry awkward so I left them alone and put my headphones on.

by Warrior571 November 3, 2025

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

Awkward

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)

How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!

by SimonSay's August 7, 2017

Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

awkward

beaumac66

beaumac66 is being a beaumac66(fucking awkward)

by GOOBZ69 April 26, 2024