awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5

by Austincmahone1 December 12, 2015

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

Awkward Fox

In folklore, foxes are tricksters and manipulators. In addition, foxes hunt alone and live alone, keeping their den neat and tidy. Awkward Fox is an expression that describes a person who is socially awkward, but is able to hide their awkwardness. A person who is an awkward fox doesn't appear socially awkward on the surface, but once inside his/her den, the person's awkwardness and peculiarity is apparent.

Nibu seems like an extrovert, but he's an awkward fox.
David really likes this woman- he's an awkward fox when they speak on the phone.

by purplpitch October 22, 2018