Upper Addict

Upper Addict: An individual from an upper or middle-class background who grapples with substance abuse, often maintaining a façade of affluence while secretly mingling with individuals from lower socio-economic backgrounds to feed their addiction. They may frequent both luxurious venues and more down-and-out places, embodying the stark contrast between wealth and addiction

Lee: Did you see that interview with Hunter Biden on YouTube? He was really open about his addiction, even had to go to the hood to score crack, and in the end, it got so dangerous so he started making his own!

Frank: Yeah, mate, he's a proper upper addict, addiction doesn't care about class, does it? It affects everyone, no matter where you're from bruv!

by Jamie Cheese November 20, 2025

Woozi-addict

When you’re obsessed with someone tiny, talented, and terrifying. Sweet smile but will emotionally karate-chop you if needed.

“She said ‘I’m proud of you, but that was dumb.’ Woozi-addict.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

Addiction

Addiction: A human form of kryptonite. Which will destroy the strongest of people. It doesn’t care about race, class, money, background, or postcode — it takes anyone. Usually it starts with something that gives you instant pleasure or takes the pain and boredom away. Looks like a good deal — but it’s always too good to be true. Not just drugs or booze — sugar, sex, money, gambling, could be anything. It preys on trauma, stress, and pain. You should be fixing it properly, not masking it. It really feels like a bandage, works temporarily, which feels like a godsend. It makes you worse in the long run. Sometimes it starts as a laugh, a bit of fun, and ends up as a life sentence of pain and misery dispare It will keep taking and taking your home, pets, money, job, teeth, health, friends, family, dignity, freedom, even your soul. You name it. When there’s nothing left to take, it takes more — like a dark black hole of doom. In the end, it takes your life and drags everyone around you down with it, like a modern-day crucifixion on a public display for people to judge you with no empathy. What's so ever pure a evil disease.

Lee: Bruv, I’ve seen it too many times, Bruv. People end up dead from addiction.
Frank: People always blame the addict and say it's their choice, but it's heart-breaking to watch.
Lee: Init bruv, we live in the 20th century now, bruv, it's not the dark age anymore to bruv people think it's a big joke. And laugh at these poor souls. The drug wars is a joke to . Bruv, we need to help them not judge or lock them up bruv.
Frank Init bruv.

by Jamie Cheese December 29, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

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Person 343: The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025