Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 May 3, 2018

Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid belly Jackson

Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.

Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”

“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.

by ChuckNnancy March 8, 2021

Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009