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the music wizard

a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?
Henry's website, the music wizard, sucks.
by the fag monster December 14, 2010
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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
by campbell rees February 20, 2009
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mindful wizard

The mindful wizard just gave me goaty advice for my life
by Thon the angry wizard April 27, 2022
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Wizard

Gandalf is a wizard!
by Chookest May 8, 2019
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Beef Wizard

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing
by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021
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