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Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
mugGet the Wizardmug.

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!
by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025
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Skin Wizard

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!
by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021
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wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.
The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”
by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020
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Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia
by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022
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Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.
Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.
by Becky Black April 26, 2025
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Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.
I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.
by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017
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