Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.
by Lary Mirmingham November 22, 2016
by Funny& August 13, 2017
When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 23, 2023
An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
by Lucifer24 September 01, 2019
by Tiny Kittenz March 21, 2019
Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
by Daddy Foote August 31, 2017
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 21, 2022