by litttlemissssy. April 02, 2010
When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.
William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.
Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.
Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.
by Laphanda January 17, 2010
A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.
1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
by sallypothead December 17, 2003
A waffle made from steam rising from the pan, to the face of the woman cooking it, causing the make up to drip from her face into the frying pan subsequently making a pink waffle
A - " Hunny can you make me a blue waffle with banana toppings please?"
B - " hunny I think your waffle may have tured into a pink waffle thanks to the shit dropping off of my face"
B - " hunny I think your waffle may have tured into a pink waffle thanks to the shit dropping off of my face"
by curry cums out of my jab end December 03, 2015
She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
by teetiger August 30, 2008
All the stalls were full, so Tina, being the waffle stomper she is, had to man up and take a dump in the shower.
by bdams the original January 20, 2007
by john skid August 20, 2010