Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
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brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
by .oscar. August 4, 2020
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
a random person: "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MESSIAH?!"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
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