a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024

by Lil jake July 1, 2018

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.
“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

by Garylover April 24, 2018

A gay person who is into sexy gay porn and occasional watches them in front of children, an avid fan of gay black men sex i suppose.
Please do not talk to him, he is liew ming wei. Any girls in the area please refrain from making eye contact with that liew ming wei.
by LiewMigBoss July 22, 2024
