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Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
mugGet the Mingingmug.

Minge

Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman
by Lil jake July 1, 2018
mugGet the Mingemug.

Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
mugGet the Mingmug.

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
mugGet the minge lardmug.

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022
mugGet the Ninja mingemug.

pingy minge

A person who is being particularly rude or impolite and u feel as if their actions are minge like
Man that person is being a pingy minge today
by Garylover April 24, 2018
mugGet the pingy mingemug.

liew ming wei

A gay person who is into sexy gay porn and occasional watches them in front of children, an avid fan of gay black men sex i suppose.
Please do not talk to him, he is liew ming wei. Any girls in the area please refrain from making eye contact with that liew ming wei.
by LiewMigBoss July 22, 2024
mugGet the liew ming weimug.

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