Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018

haha funny number

69 and 420

Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.

You're my number one star.

by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Guy number 50

A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.

That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.

by NixDics July 13, 2021

avacados number

The dealers number

Hey I need some weed)dude
I'm out hold on I'm dialing my avacados number)dealer

by chachi88 May 28, 2015