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Meme Knight

The coolest the coolest knight to ever exist, the one and only Meme Knight
Scammer: my son died buy my PS5
Person: he's advertising
Person 2: call the Meme Knight

Meme night: FUCKING DIE
by Soggy bread February 13, 2024
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Death Knight

A CR level 17 monster in Dungeons and Dragons 5e
Death Knights used to be oathbreaker paladins that died without redeeming themselves.
They are in the Monster Manual

Death Knights usually command armies of undead. They are extremely powerful, throwing hellfire orbs and using their longsword. They can also parry, which is funny for the dm but fucking annoying for players
The skeletons you are fighting suddenly fight with renewed vigour. It can only mean one thing: the Death Knight has come.
by Undeath September 6, 2021
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Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.
"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"
by GoldyOne December 22, 2023
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this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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Dark Knight

1) A person who protects and justifies the actions, behaviour, or opinions of dark-coloured individuals, regardless of whether they are controversial, racist, or illegal. It is similar to a White Knight but related to dark-skinned persons instead of females.

2) A movie title about and the nickname of Batman.
A) My black friend punched me, so I punched him back. A dark knight rushed to his aid and threatened to beat me.

B) When persons of white skin colour make controversial but factual statements concerning persons of dark skin colour, they must prepare themselves for dark knights.

C) The police had no choice but to shoot and kill a black criminal, but many are dark knighting how it is due to the police being racist.
by BetterForget May 31, 2021
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Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.
Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!
by Zatara74 July 11, 2011
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Dark Knight

Someone who sits in the restroom long enough that the automatic lights turn off on them.
by ldogg76 August 3, 2017
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