asian mixed

A person who is mixed with Asian and another race. most mixed Asians are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, have nice full chests, and just an all time great body and personality. If you know one, she's a keeper. You're lucky.
Fonzie- dude that girls so asian mixed!
Caleb- how can you tell?
Fonzie- just look at her boobs!
Caleb- man you're right she's like a 34DD!
Fonzie- I heart she's a sweetheart too ;)
Caleb- DIBS.
by Xohbabe_ December 25, 2013
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Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+
Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
by MonkeyMan213 June 18, 2019
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Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race
Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.
by josepoppa July 30, 2016
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Asian Style0

Any ownage Asian person who kicks ass.
Asian Style0 or asian style includes...Jackie Chan, Jet li, Bruce Lee, etc etc...
by Aznownsyou September 08, 2009
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asian jesus

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
by asianjesus September 08, 2006
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Fucking asians

Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.
Bill: Shit, theyre every where

Larry: Who?

Bill: Those fucking asians
by handy andy April 18, 2008
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asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen
Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux
by Matthew Larsen February 02, 2009
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