A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
Get the jasper, tennessee mug.Small town friendly, back road haven, full of loud pick up trucks and old time country folk. Population roughly 200.. We go to church on Sunday work out back off Monday-Friday and raise hell on Friday night all the way til Saturday.
by Nosrednas July 24, 2016
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