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Soccer Talker

One who often talks about being able to complete a feat but never actually proves himself. A Soccer Talker will often make excuses as to why he cannot show his skill on that particular day in an effort to deter one from finding out that he does not posses the skills he claims he has.
Ex1. Karifala claims he can play soccer better than anyone, yet he will not play a single game with us; he is such a Soccer Talker.

Ex2. Karifala is sure he can beat Matt in a race, yet he cannot even jump up and down five times in a row without getting winded; what a Soccer Talker.
by Penny Packer May 4, 2004
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tinker

(v.) To pinch another persons nipple randomly.
"Oh my God, Dan just tinkered me, and now my nipple is bruised!"
by storeroomkid January 19, 2009
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Tankers

n.

1. The name given to a girl's tits if they are larger and nicer than normal.

2. Tankers, also used as 'banks', 'trucks' or 'tanks', is unoffensive and a quality noun to describe such features of the female organism.
"Yeah dude, she has some huge ass tankers."
by Kyle Cubs October 2, 2007
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Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008
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Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.
Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay
by J Riot November 19, 2010
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Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.
"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"
by mr wizard man April 4, 2015
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tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas
tannerite
by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016
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