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Get the jizzy twists mug.The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway
Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
Get the linguini twist mug.A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
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don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twist mug.When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019
Get the Twisted mug.The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.
After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.
by Lulu W. December 20, 2012
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