Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.
by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019

by Family guy hank December 24, 2023

Put on your catholic priest robe
Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
