Pineapple Hairs

The hair on top of a pineapple

Pineapple Hairs don't taste good.

by Anix fan June 16, 2020

pineapple toes

Most likely feet that are white and look trifling

Damn lemme film Sydney's trifling pineapple toes on Snapchat

by Marnicole February 19, 2017

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"

by danieldrake November 22, 2016

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020

Pineapple

If its in a can

Its a yellow thing with a hole in it ;)

I want to pineapple you ;)

by Ass wipe ;) December 19, 2019

pineapple

The word that you only look up on urban dictionary if you’re that depressed.

You: Wow, they really want me to feel bad about searching pineapple on the most accurate dictionary ever. Time to binge watch some hentai due to boredom!

by thatfuckface February 12, 2019