april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

Fool

There's a difference between being made to look like one or looking like one and being one.

A fool doesn't want anybody to know there's a difference between looking like a fool or people thinking you're a fool and being a fool. A fool says they don't care what anybody thinks of them, and people that say that care more desperately than anyone else what people think of them (as all people care what people think of them). A fool thinks everyone around him/her is weaker than him/her (or sometimes just one or a few people, that way the fool can manipulate everyone else to turn against this/these enemy(ies)).

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

Bobo the fool

When you tell yo momma an lie and she look at you like she confused

1. Do I look like bobo the fool to you?
2. Bitch you must think im bobo the motherfucking fool

by Whoknockingatmyfuckingdoor February 1, 2023

get with that fool

1.To fight to shoot or stab
Start confrontation

Hey cousin there's that guy that's been talking shit about you. go get with that fool!

by chap6 November 15, 2017

Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

Fool-Dal-Tree

Silly or strange

This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff

by Whdnfuene December 13, 2018