tartooga

a marijuana cigarette of extreme proportion

yo, i bought a z, lets smoke a tartooga

by s4e2a0n November 3, 2006

Tartbag

1. A stupid person 2. An annoying person 3. One who mishears what you say

No! You tartbag

by xxThatGuyxx August 6, 2011

man tartar

someone who is nothing more than a simple cumshot of an individual.

Hey, man tartar, get me the remote.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

Tartar sauce

When you cum on a smelly, fishy fanny.

“Ohh mate! I had a rate tartar sauce the other day”

by Alan and Steve January 31, 2019

tartcake

1. Someone whose behavior can only be described as tarty AND cakey at the same time.

2. An extremely stupid person who says an extremely stupid thing, and leaves you to the point where you are so stunned by this extreme stupidity that the only thing you could possibly make come out of your mouth is tartcake.

3. A very delicious dessert idea, with frosting and sprinkles!

(see definition number 1....if you aren't a tartcake)

Emilee said "Name your children Petey, Treaty, and Smurf." I could only possibly respond with "You, Emilee, are a tartcake."
Then Emilee asked if she had sprinkles, and it verified my above response.

by sprinklelover77 July 28, 2008

Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.

Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

Tartle Pop

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

by Bloobies May 9, 2010