Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.

Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power

by BluCru October 6, 2010

Squid

A fucking loser pussy ass bitch

Hey you squid, get your dick out of the toaster.

by A squid is a fucking pussy July 24, 2015

Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.

He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.

by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025

squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks

omg im seeing squid puffs

by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018

squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022

Squid

A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %

Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "

Fireblade rider " no what happened"

Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "

Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "

by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023