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Spank

This part of the song spank
by Amschel May 11, 2023
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.
Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves
by Sh0ma August 7, 2025
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booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016
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Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife
Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog
by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025
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Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017
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Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.
He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.
by Spank Skank August 5, 2021
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