SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.

Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).

Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

wiki-spank

To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.

My friend Martin wiki-spanked me with a wikipedia entry on the Madness of Crowds.

by Alberova June 27, 2010