Spank my Ratty

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.
by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
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Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.
by Turbulentcucumber August 04, 2022
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 17, 2021
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 05, 2022
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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.
Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.
by The Enablers June 16, 2024
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spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker March 14, 2014
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