smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin - VVMC is the BEP20 (BSC) token that aims to create a hedge and bridge between the physical world and the digital one. Only digital cryptocurrency backed by real assets is building the world-first Crypto Smart City in Cambodia.

VVM Coin is building the world-first crypto smart city.

by cryptoleader November 23, 2021

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

make smart

A phrase from "The Canterbury Tales" which I'm pretty sure means to hurt or injure

Someone took a stick and made it smart (past tense of to make smart)

by anxiousdude02 August 30, 2019

Smart

A weak ass simp who likes work and has no game

Hey look that smart ass tim

by Anonymous bitch but I'm hot November 25, 2020

Smart

You know, BEN SHAPIRO thinks that SMART people don't have to SAY that they're smart...

Hym "But that's where I break from Ben Shapiro. You should ALWAYS say you're smart. I always tell people I'm a genius. Or, rather, I would if they didn't already know that I created AI. But if you WERE smart you would get my money to me before the pay up letter comes in the mail."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016