Simon

A name for a guy who thinks he’s more beautiful than he actually is and likes to show it off.

“Have you seen this new boy with all these filters on TiKTok yet?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Simon.”

by simonneb December 2, 2022

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Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

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Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022

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Jalen simon

A nice sexy big dick dude who can steal any bitches and is a player with 100 hoes on him at a time

Jalen simon is sexy

by Nigga terminal December 29, 2022

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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

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1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

by theboss31 December 5, 2018

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