by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016
Get the Service Shelf mug.by Fartdooder January 23, 2017
Get the locker shelf mug.Related Words
sherf
• Sherfan
• Sherfeena
• sherfelcum
• sherff
• Sherflop
• Sherfness
• sherfruitt
• sherfuck holmes
• Sherfur
Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
by ogmack122 June 29, 2017
Get the crumb shelf mug.Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
Get the ikea shelf builder mug.I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
Get the Top Shelf mug.The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck
by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018
Get the Mom shelf mug.The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.
“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”
by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019
Get the sugar shelf mug.