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Shadow the Hedgehog

A bitch-ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife
“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”
by Not_eggman September 13, 2023
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Shadow DJ

A type of dance move where you imitate a DJ unironically. You feel the music deeply and you let the knees and hips go crazy.

It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
Person 1: Fuck! That’s a killer dance move, never seen it done so naturally - what’s it called?

Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
by Shadow DJ Master November 8, 2022
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Vietnam's shadow pack

You wanna smoke a Vietnam's shadow pack with me?! The trees will speak Vietnam's and they keep asking what Lego set I want.
by MaxKat August 3, 2023
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Shadow bus

Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.
Damn did you see how Russ told the boss Phil and Joe drive all the time?! He’s a shadow bus!”
by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021
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shadow triad

a group of three men in a single room in the dark, sorta like an eyes wide shut situation but with the bros
i was invited to a shadow triad, let's just say i'm not doing that again
by 21kkn March 22, 2021
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Shadow Jerking

Shadow jerking refers to the act of individuals (usually male) who masturbates while watching someone (usually female) on camera during a live stream on a social media platform (e.g., Discord), without revealing themselves on camera.
I'm telling you, she had no idea some viewers were shadow jerking during her late-night Discord stream.
by Mechmonkey64bit April 4, 2025
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bajan shadow

some Canadian's shadow
I took a trip to Canada and saw the bajan shadow of Mitchell Donnell-Ralph Hughes!
by pussack August 5, 2018
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