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Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.
by ishields March 30, 2021
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Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.
Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021
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Peasant Surprise

Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..
by snicklebeanspacetoast May 16, 2021
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Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021
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Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure
bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now
by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021
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surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.
I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.
by Jab<3 August 5, 2023
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Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023
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