From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.
Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".
by sliptrip August 19, 2011
The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
by JJthedicktionare April 07, 2021
When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo
by Lanaxian October 07, 2020
An anime cartoon at airs on Adult Swim Monday through Wednesday at 1:30 AM, and then again at 4:30 AM. Know as a cyberpunk classic, the series is about the time between the two movies "Ghost in the Shell" and "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" in which a cyber crime fighting unit known as Section 9 fights cyber warfare and keeps things in check from a cyber hacker known as the "Laughing Man."
by The Laughing Man June 15, 2005
Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.
by glory promo July 28, 2008
"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"
by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 April 17, 2016