Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 09, 2011
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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
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a spank

Derived from the hoods in dayton ohio a spank is a ounce of hard or your drug of choice
He is charging a G for a spank of hard.
by Dwnsouthliz September 03, 2020
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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
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kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.
Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!
by gangstah Dan March 08, 2019
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