A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
Get the Soft Launchmug. A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
by Pilotwings87 January 5, 2009
Get the Soft Servemug. One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.
by Octavio Hermendez December 10, 2006
Get the Soft-Stabbermug. term for someone who is commonly thought to be a rugged and tough adventurer, but is in secret a lover of luxury who prefers to stay in 5-star hotels, while telling friends otherwise.
Mr. Smith had an illustrious train-hopping past, but in old age had become a soft daddy, preferring dinners at Momofuku to eating out of dumpsters. See also: fauxbo.
by Jimbo Timbo April 26, 2013
Get the soft daddymug. The sport that people that can't play paintball play. Airsoft is played by many ages from 8 to 40. The game that Cheaters will be envolved in not calling there hit and saying your out when you aren't.
Friend1: hey you should come air soft with me
You: sorry airside is for people who can't play paintball
You: sorry airside is for people who can't play paintball
by The_lonly_one June 20, 2014
Get the Air softmug. Russians lost in cold war in order to win in soft war I think, we are in era of soft war now...isn't it?
by carusel_man April 16, 2014
Get the soft warmug. A set up for a joke so obvious that pretty much anyone could go for it. Analogous to an easy pitch that anyone could hit out of the park.
He: So we're having fish tacos tonight. I've never tried fish tacos before.
She: Where were you last night?
He: Oh. Right. I guess that was a pretty soft lob, looking back on it.
She: Where were you last night?
He: Oh. Right. I guess that was a pretty soft lob, looking back on it.
by GaySexPartiezUnveiled October 12, 2011
Get the Soft lobmug.