Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Smart mouth

When someone knows how to give oral sex so good that it makes anything they do wrong ok.

Girl your not mad that he spent $1,000 on his bike? No bitch,he got that smart mouth.

by Amyfl19 September 23, 2023

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

smart balance

Frankie’s favorite butter

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!

by Fatman July 28, 2018

Smart

Not you seartching this up

I am not very smart.... And neither are you

by OlliIsSmart December 8, 2021

Am I smart

The fact that you are searching “am I smart” is not very smart
So.......no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary”

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020