Shrek

The hottest shit alive

Shrek was so hot I began to drool

by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022

Shrek Baby

Shrekeist of the babies

I love my Shrek baby

by The Devious Devil November 15, 2022

Shrek

He is God no doubt about it

Shrek is god he is

by Shrekislovenowheisgod November 28, 2022

Shrek

very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Shrek Commandments:

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.

Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord

by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022

Shrek

A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run”

Shrek is a cute ogre and he should date me not Fiona.

by Shreklover69bigpp April 24, 2022

Shrek

this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov

Shrek means wreck yourself

by notdoctorstrange April 24, 2022

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022