asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

shrimping

When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it

Hey man you ever been shrimping

by Riporroni May 3, 2021

Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”

by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021

shrimp face

When someone exudes or eminates the impression of having the tiny stature of that of a shrimp.

Your a real shrimp face!

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

shrimping

The act of arching one's back when heavily invested in an activity that confines you to a table (ex: drawing, eating, gaming)

Woah, careful there! You're shrimping, dude! Get a back brace or something, it's not healthy.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

shrimping

the act of putting shrimp in one's property or belonging

No one was found guilty of shrimping Connor's bathtub.

by aspark June 14, 2021