September 23

So like this day is where everyone can watch PORN. So like if you were born in this day you can watch Porn have have sex.

It’s September 23 imma watch porn

by Kookmin November 03, 2019

September 26

Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!

Williams: Hey! Don't you remember? It's September 26! Chad: oh yeah. What up baby mama.

by nonononolol September 26, 2021

September 25

Make out with your crush in the school bathroom day

Y/n: yo wanna go to the school bathroom?
Y/n: ye but why
Y/n: oh yk.. today is September 25th

Y/n:oh… alright

by Your_weird September 21, 2021

September 10th

Grab Dick and Dip Day! Grab any male dick and run as fast as you can but don't get caught.

girl-today is September 10th, let’s go grab some dick and run
girl#2- okay

by unknown_bum September 10, 2019

September 18th

Everything will fall into place and your life will be happy

I can’t wait for September 18th!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

September 2nd

A depressing day that once made people really happy but now makes them kinda fuckin sad

Person: Oh I love september 2nd!
other person: oh go fuck yourself Latricia!

by dbltweekedup December 04, 2021