September 23

So like this day is where everyone can watch PORN. So like if you were born in this day you can watch Porn have have sex.

It’s September 23 imma watch porn

by Kookmin November 3, 2019

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No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019

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September 20

The day when Royals are born. If you were born on this day you have a great looks and personality! Make sure to use your September 20th Birthday luck on others!

Person born on September 20th getting admired and loved

Dude: Why are they so loved? Can I have that luck?

Dudette: Well, they say people born on September 20th give their luck and are extremely loved.

by Unibunny December 8, 2019

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September 10th

Grab Dick and Dip Day! Grab any male dick and run as fast as you can but don't get caught.

girl-today is September 10th, let’s go grab some dick and run
girl#2- okay

by unknown_bum September 9, 2019

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September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

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25th September

If you were born on this day you are an absolute star. you are smart funny and kind. In your friend group you would be the mum friend always caring about someone and you carry painkillers wherever you may go so your friends will be ok if they need them. You arent very dirty minded but you know how to have a joke sometime.

OMG you where born on 25th september your the mum friend then

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

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