Ben-Salamon

A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.

"Yo, Amy, Ben-Salamon's dick is huge! He's sooooo hot."

by avahan59 August 23, 2022

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

opposite of saloni

Opposite of saloni is ghost

See their is opposite of saloni behind a tree

by Nil nitin mukesh November 26, 2021

salmons

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests

good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*

by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006

Salminating

1) The act of heavily supporting Finland and its education system over all others, especially American education.

2) The act of sharing useless personal information about oneself, their country, or their boyfriend to people who don't give a shit.

Yesterday, my friend was salminating on and on about how Finland is much better than America.

by YellowMan1 November 6, 2011

Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.

The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009

Salonista

A person who wrote/worked for the online magazine Salon.com, especially during its heyday in the 1990s.

She started out as a Salonista, then moved on to The Times.

by Dave Cullen May 28, 2008