rubber

A rare NZ term to describe a goat's ball sack.

"nice rubber"

by MilkTub November 23, 2019

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

rubber

1. something that can be found in an ancient land know as school used only to erase the mistakes you've made.
2. something that you use to prevent an accident from happening like you

hey what happened "the rubber broke" what do you mean? "mistakes where made"

by LegHamCheese May 20, 2019

rubber ducky on the back

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back

Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025