"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 8, 2021

by Ceaser13 October 11, 2023

This man is one in a million so he has been told. He is a somewhat tall, curly haired, dark person. But once you get to know him he may open up more. He has gone through a grueling childhood and yet he does his best to smile. He loves his girlfriend from one end of the multiverse to the other and back and will be loyal until his last breath. He has not nor will ever leave you. If you find a Roman that fits this, they probably like cuddles and movies and popcorn. Roman may also play warhammer 40k. Hes nervous when it comes to his physical look and you will almost never see him without a sweater unless you are alone. He is skinny, but not the kind of skinny that looks gross. His hands are scarred and worn and he relentlessly cuts the accidentally doing modeling or using machinery. His dad is an old cunt but roman still loves him and his mom made the mistake of bringing him here. Roman has a multitude of great ideas when it comes to emotional support. If you try to thank him for his help he will simply say that you did most of it yourself. whether this is true or not depends on the situation. He is a person that has knowledge beyond his years. Though he doesnt believe this, its utterly true. Roman's friend group is being depleted due to a bunch of factors. He believe the main reason is that he is a nerd and he is too weird. If you are dating and he says this to you, call him your weirdo and then promptly kiss him. It will not only make his day, but probably his whole week.
by Manbearpig666666 January 7, 2020

by CalculatingCarmine April 18, 2022

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan
Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan
Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt
Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt
by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 6, 2021

Roman is a handsome, pretty, cuddleful and wonderful man. He make‘s me laugh whenever i‘m not in the mood. He made my heart smile when i‘m thinking about him. I could never ever live without him. He‘s the man i want to marry, he need to be the dad of my kids, and trust me, he will be the greatest father on earth.!
If you find a Roman, keep him!
If you find a Roman, keep him!
Person A: Ooooh who is that pretty man?
Person B: His name is Roman, he’s sooo handsome, i‘m melting
Person B: His name is Roman, he’s sooo handsome, i‘m melting
by fckyalloff April 4, 2023
