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dick rider

omg she is such a dick rider
by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018
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Dick Rider

A person who praises accomplishments of others around them without themselves really accomplishing anything meaningful at all.
1. “My neighbor has a nicer car than you”
2. “My sibling has a degree worth more than yours” (when it’s the same damn degree”)
3. “I have a buddy that has a better grill” Dick Rider
by Richard Cranium12 July 6, 2019
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riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do
Why are you still reading this
Riders beared
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Alsakian Snow rider

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.
That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider
by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019
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Dick Rider

Clara Webb is a dick rider because she always rides Coles 1/2 inch dick.
by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019
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Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
by mangegroup March 1, 2019
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Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’
by snipe69horses March 19, 2019
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