Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.

Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!

by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020

Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister

My brother gave me the Redneck Backwash last night

by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

redneck shiva

An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.

Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"

Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."

by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022

Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date

"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"

by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023

redneck cocktail

The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx

I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!

by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013