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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random
Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as
by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
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randi beaty

A extremly beutiful girl who has been through so much but know one knows she is extrmely smart but has bad grades because she cant consitrate because she misses her dad
Wow I miss my Randi Beaty so much

Ya I know I should ask u out
by Army Brat 248 April 19, 2018
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Dirty Randy

A sexual position when one person is doing a hand stand, and the other back flips into the others ass or vagina.
"I've just done the best Dirty Randy of my life"
by McRandiiDandii December 9, 2023
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dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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Randi

Randi is a handsome and shy person. Has a cute face that make girl fall in love with his
by Munip November 23, 2021
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