by Big jugs March 19, 2017

Rachel is usually a villain and evil. It comes from the Latin word for watermelon, Rechal. As a friend, she can’t be depended on. Most times she will leave you to go be friends with someone else. Don’t let a Rachel into your inner circle. She is a good supplier for ramen noodles however; her cabinets are always full of them. I mean her pantry.
by Pestypanda3 December 21, 2019

the girl i just cant get over, rachel payne ruined my life. she drug me in and i just cant escape. god i have sex with everyone to get over her and all i've gotten is chlamydia. when i was in the hospital she visited me every night she has to love me right? shes really mad at me rn and im sad
by bprater12 November 23, 2022

An overweight individual, commonly with ginger hair, obsessed with Jamie's everywhere. Loves tweed and generally has bad hygeine.
Jamie: What's with that girl stalking me on facebook? I swear i can smell her from my computer.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
by WinterPenguinsRus December 27, 2010

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by S302304 November 23, 2021

Rachel is one of the nicest and most caring people you'll meet. She takes care of all her friends, helps them organise their schedules, supports them no matter what, and always provides some good banter.
She is stunning inside and out and turn lots of heads with her fiery red hair and smokin' hot bod.
Watch out not to mention the prods though, as she is aggressively republican and catholic.
She may be impartial to crying over anything and everything but that only makes her all the more lovable.
Rachel has a beautifully dreamy personality, so much so that she herself might conflate her dreams with reality.
Little fun fact about Rachel: She likes to crochet balaclavas in her spare time.
She is stunning inside and out and turn lots of heads with her fiery red hair and smokin' hot bod.
Watch out not to mention the prods though, as she is aggressively republican and catholic.
She may be impartial to crying over anything and everything but that only makes her all the more lovable.
Rachel has a beautifully dreamy personality, so much so that she herself might conflate her dreams with reality.
Little fun fact about Rachel: She likes to crochet balaclavas in her spare time.
Boy 1: Who's that ride over there?
Boy 2: Oh man! That's Rachel, the bad-ass catholic bitch from Shannon!
Boy 1: Damn I'd like to smash her!
Boy 2: Get in line... and bally up!
Boy 2: Oh man! That's Rachel, the bad-ass catholic bitch from Shannon!
Boy 1: Damn I'd like to smash her!
Boy 2: Get in line... and bally up!
by purple dragon February 2, 2024
