Putt Slut

female's who tender to the needs of golfers. similar to puck slut and laxstitue.

After shooting a birdie on the 18th of the final round to win the tourney, putt sluts were waiting for me in the clubhouse

by colonel dirty sanches April 28, 2011

potty dead leg

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

Petty attention seeker

They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives cause they have no friends/life. Then, when their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence .

people have nothing better to do so they are petty attention seeker to make there lives interesting

by Get a life August 1, 2016

Petty

A scapegoat term people use to describe themselves, which really reveals that they're unhappy and want attention.

Martha: Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Beth: I'm hanging out with Jason :) and his buddies tonight. They're going to see Wonder Woman.
Martha: Dang, when did my best friend turn into a skank lol?
Beth: What?...
Martha: Girl you know I love you. I'm just being petty.

by HybridRxN June 10, 2017

Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)

1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.

by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017

Petty

To blow little unnecessary comments out of proportion

Julianne: Elizabeth can you take the trash out?
Elizabeth: Thats so petty of you to ask

Note: *Elizabeth is the real one being petty*

by gottaluvellie May 15, 2018

Putt Putt

Simply put a synonym. For he is that which all men fear. He is Death destroyer of worlds. No force can stop him everyone will eventually bow to his immeasurably heavy hand. He just simply takes the form of an innocent purple car searching for items. However, his lust will never be sated for he searches for not meer items. No, he searches for the ruined souls of men.

"Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Putt putt, I will fear no evil. For you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."

by Lust Incarnate September 17, 2018