pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.

Yesterday he pumpkined the library

by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024

Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018