Unbreakable and unwavering trust. The strongest of trusts and faith in another. The trust a pig has in the mud to keep it cool while the sun is beating down upon it.
by Chicago Girl July 2, 2022
Get the Pig Trustmug. The fat, frumpy, lonely woman who works the front desk at most medical or dental offices whose sole purpose is to keep sales people from accessing the decision-maker. This woman despises anyone who’s thin enough to see their own feet and dresses in only the finest fashions from Dress Barn, Lane Bryant or Torrid. To say she’s plus sized would be like saying Lizzo suffers from anorexia.
The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.
She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷
Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.
She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷
Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
Hey Craig, I called on Dr X’s Endo practice today for the 17th time but that goddamn desk pig is a relentlessly mean and nasty whore who’s already consumes my entire annual lunch budget. What do I do to get past her and sell a system? I’m trying to save teeth and improve lives out here but this beast is a real air thief!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide April 20, 2023
Get the desk pigmug. A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
by MrMpls November 17, 2006
Get the Pig Puddlemug. To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.
by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019
Get the Pig Hornmug. by dadx5 February 23, 2014
Get the porkey pigging itmug. One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.
She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery
by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011
Get the emotion pigmug. "Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."
"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"
"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"
by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021
Get the Fantasy Pigmug.