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where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
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patch

1980's slang term for vagina. Females in the 80's usually had hair on their vagina's that resembled a patch.
"I'm going out to find me some patch!"
by TucoDH April 28, 2017
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Gang Patch

A Gang Patch is a tattoo with a certain design representing the Gang. Also can be referred to a type of patch on a jacket or hat etc. Most gangs require some sort of action to be able to have it put on. Rumor has it that they hold souls in the tattoos especially the notorious gangs such as AB which supposedly is #1 for carrying soulz.
Think twice before getting a Gang Patch because it is for life and you will have to earn it in a undescribable way and if you do something against the rules you'll have to get the patch removed which in most cases it will be cut out, just remember it ain't nothing to joke about.
by CARTEL STYLE LLC November 19, 2023
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pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t
by Ppb June 18, 2021
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Patch

To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out
"Freya keeps texting me loads of bullshit"
"Just patch her"
by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017
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squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
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Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.
"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."
by autisticpirate October 12, 2025
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