Packin Heat

Having a bunch of hot pockets in ur pocket or on ur person

Man im hungry are you packin heat?

by smmmiiifffff December 17, 2008

Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010

Packin

A female who's got big breasts and/or an ass.

Daym did you see that chick? she was packin that rackin...from the front and the back end! Whooee!

by riziel July 12, 2010

pecking head

To be very annoying.

Shut up, you're peckin' 'ead.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

No Parking Zone

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011