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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.
My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.
by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019
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Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.
Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.
by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021
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Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin
This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.
by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021
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Pumpkin

Slang term used by auto mechanics to refer to an automobile's axle differential.
The pumpkin is making noise. It may be time to replace the bearings
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021
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Pumpkin creme pie

Ejaculating in a parter while wearing a jack o lantern in October
Hey bro I totally gave this girl a pumpkin creme pie at the Halloween party
by Lilpeepeegang October 1, 2021
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