pattyshop

A small to medium company trying to make it big, but never will

I ordered a package like 5 weeks ago.., how much longer do i have to wait?

Pattyshop: uhhh, im not seeing anything on our systems, are you sure you placed an order?

by Don_Giovanni June 27, 2007

Platywhack

During sexual intercourse moments prior to ejaculation obtaining a live platypus and striking your partner in the middle section of their back, while in doggy position, firmly enough to make a distinctive "whapping" sound. Upon appropriately disinfecting the area boil the platypus live for 7 - 8 minutes and consume to your hearts content.

I platywhacked her so hard last night that we only had to boil the platypus for 6 minutes.

by Gutzorz September 22, 2010

Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

Patty Wacker

A device used by lesbians. The device is a small plastic bag filled with raw beef and butter. Used to slap each other on the ankle

My girl and i tried the patty wacker out last night

by judsssrr March 12, 2019

Hiroshima Platypus

Abnormally large bowel movement caused by the excessive consumption of our favorite fast food restaurant...chez McDonald's!

please supersize me...I'm planning on taking a big ol' dump later...in fact, if I'm lucky, it'll be a Hiroshima Platypus

by Rottin' Ronnys' crew July 30, 2006

pooty patty

when you poop and it splashes water on your butt! SHAT!!!!!

HOLY SHIT BOB!!!! i just pooty patty on all over my ass!!!! or cock!!

by Charlie kendall February 28, 2008

combo platter

This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.

Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.

by Beagle Bagel July 19, 2010